Paw Print Detective Gifts

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Police Feline Unit

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Paw readings

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"What's all this?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"Now how did she know?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Fine Print Letters

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"