Paw Print Detective Mugs

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Police Feline Unit

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Paw readings

"What's all this?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."