Paw Print Ponderer Pillows

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Happy thoughts

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'