
"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."
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"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."
"No no, I said sit!!"
Canine Companion
"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"
"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."
Jr. cloning kit
'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'
'We can't go on meeting like this'.
'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'
"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'
A Dog's Food Pyramid.
"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."
Dog Wrestling.
'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'
Puppies
"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."
Balloon dog training
'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'
"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"
'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'
Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.
'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'
I love my cape
A Midwestern Disaster Film.
'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'
Dog Calenders.
"Fashion Week"
'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'
"I see a couch."
"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."
"What's worse, that or this?"
"We'll take him."
Puppy and Elephant Selfie
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