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"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dog Wrestling.

Puppies

Balloon dog training

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Fashion Week"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

I love my cape

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'He's barking mad!'