Patrolman Gifts

Speed Reading Class.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

The World's Easiest Airport

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The World Wide Web.

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'