Patrolman Pillows

Speed Reading Class.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

Geese's Thoughts.