Patient Thinker Gifts

Chess players covered in cobwebs

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The Questioner'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Waiting for Pants

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Bored?'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Climate Change Road

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"