Patient Thinker Mugs

Chess players covered in cobwebs

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'The Questioner'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Waiting for Pants

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Bored?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Chinese History: Redwash

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Climate Change Road

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.