Patient Laughter Enthusiast Gifts

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Trappist talk show.

The New Age Dentist.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'You are here' T-shirt,

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Open mike night"

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

It was the last time Colin would buy anything online!

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

"He's losing his will to pay!"

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

Ross Noble

"It's just the milk talking."