Patient Laughter Enthusiast Prints

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Trappist talk show.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

The New Age Dentist.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

It was the last time Colin would buy anything online!

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"He's losing his will to pay!"

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"It's just the milk talking."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"