Patient Driver Gifts

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Exit Next Left

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."