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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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Day for day i feel more and more empty.

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'Do you call this spaghetti'

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

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'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Holy Macaroni,

'YAY! PATE!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

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We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Mozart eating noodles.

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"