Paste Eater's Club Gifts

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al Dante

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

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The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Holy Macaroni,

'YAY! PATE!'

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Mozart eating noodles.

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'