Toothpaste Aficionados Gifts

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'