Toothpaste Connoisseur Gifts

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'And here are the dental benefits I promised.'

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Toast: the high energy food

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Kevin Baking

How to make your own snickers bar

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'My husband says you can't live on chocolate alone, but I don't think he's ever really tried.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'I need a new tooth brush.'