Toothpaste Expert Gifts

Now they're what I call cavities!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Damn these super powers!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Needs ketchup."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'