Toothpaste Technologist Gifts

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Needs ketchup."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'-and who's next?'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'