Toothpaste Artists Gifts

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car Dentistry.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Mothers Without Borders

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Crimping the Pie

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

"His souffle has risen again."

Pasta Hair