Toothpaste Gifts

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"Damn these super powers!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Needs ketchup."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'