Toothpaste Technician Gifts

Snake squeezing a lion's toothpaste.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Needs ketchup."

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'-and who's next?'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

'This is my squeeze.'