Toothpaste Tinkerer Gifts

Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Car Dentistry.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

Diy section in library

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Yes, you were supposed to put your address on the envelope."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

"Infusion break, honey bun."

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Dr Frankenstein's airplane.