Dental Connoisseur Gifts

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"He's a guard dog."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Knickerless Cage.

'Take me to you lieder.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Moliere

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph