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Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

That party went well.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Leo McKern

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Aperitif?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."