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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

That party went well.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Aperitif?"