Party Banter Enthusiast Pillows

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

A man looks up at the earth

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

All dressed up and no place to go

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle