Party Spirit In Paradise T-Shirts

Life on cloud 8

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Gender Reveal

"It's Olive isn't it?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'I made you a layer cake.'

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

'Hello? Rentokil?'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Sue, will you see a marriage counselor with me?'

Take-A-Break

"Can I pretend he's yours?"