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"Sharon, you know last night, in that club, when we were playing 'pull a wally' and you won?..."

"Eric's recently come through a divorce."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Bears catching fish

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Snowman

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.