Party Island Adventurer T-Shirts

"It's disgusting, I read a girl in Magaluf did a sex act on 24 men for a free drink."

'Thank-you God.'

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Swing dancers.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'