Party-ready Caster Gifts

Angler Zips Up Dress

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Sabrage!

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pints of Lager

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"It's over!"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Hello, my name is Death'

Champagne Tasting.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.