Parlour Story Lover Gifts

The shadow in the little parlour

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up