Park Regulation Rebel Gifts

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Net Neutrality

GDPR compliant

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can't you read?'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

School Boundries.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Covid Garbage Dump

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"They're infantilizing us!"

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'