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Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Net Neutrality

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Can't you read?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

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"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Covid Garbage Dump

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

School Boundries.

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'