Fire Regulation Rebel Gifts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Speeding Forklift

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Pollution Look

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Net Neutrality

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

FDA Ingredients

GDPR compliant

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Athlete

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Federally Guidelined