Fire Regulation Rebel Gifts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Speeding Forklift

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Upload Filter

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Pollution Look

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Athlete

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Federally Guidelined

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

The Self-Regulation of the Press.