Park Promenader Gifts

Poopa-Scoopa

Playing Fetch.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Fur Baby

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Keep Off The Hay