Park Promenader Prints

Poopa-Scoopa

Playing Fetch.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Fur Baby

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Keep Off The Hay

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."