Public Park Admirer Prints

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"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Pisa Hut.

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."