Park Perambulator Gifts

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Little boys

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Riding the statue.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."