Park Parader Gifts

"You spoil that dog."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"I know. I miss him, too."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Keep Off The Hay

Beefeater

Riding the statue.