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"You spoil that dog."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Beefeater

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Riding the statue.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Keep Off The Hay

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks