Park Escapist Gifts

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Skier and his dog.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Hotel mini-bar.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"How to deal with weeds."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Go Back to New York

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"