Market Escapist Gifts

"What's best for forgetting the market for awhile."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

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"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Go Back to New York

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Zen Wall Street.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'