Retail Escapist Gifts

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Easy chair exercise machines

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

Your library book is overdue.

Jungle Staff Room

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Wait for me!'

Message in a bottle.

American Idle