Financial Escapist Gifts

"I'm trying to forget a 401k."

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"You're keeping your cash in a safe on your boat and that's your idea of an offshore tax haven?"

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

"When markets don't deliver, I like to reconnect with my inner beach bum."

"What's best for forgetting the market for awhile."

'Are we far enough off shore yet?'

ATM in a desert.

'Any nice self catering nudist camps in there?'

'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'

'Okay, but make it look like an accident.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'I don't mind being here. I was due at the Revenue's Enquiry Branch tomorrow.'

Fine, fine, and how is business with you?

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

Man-to-man talk, Randy. Proceed, friend. If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers

"It's all gone to hell."

"We've got to get away. Columbus Avenue has us by the throat."

"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'