Insurance Escapist Gifts

"The only type of anesthesia your health insurance would cover is a tranquilizer dart."

Since his girlfriend did not have insurance, Kyle tried to smuggle her in for treatment through his HMO.

'I brought this in so we can cut down the insurance company's phone tree.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Rising Gas Prices

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Politician back home

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"