Loan Escapist Gifts

A man flees from a bank

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Rising Gas Prices

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Spam.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Spam.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Houdini 2019

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Your library book is overdue.

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Our bills are getting too high."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.