Financial Escapologist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the unique spirit of a financial escapologist? Whether they’re experts at juggling budgets or masters of money magic, find witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their flair for financial finesse with a creative twist. Our collection is designed to surprise and delight those who see finance not just as numbers, but as an art form filled with clever escapes and financial feats.

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'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.' mockup

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

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'Survived the audit'

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"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here."

"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here." mockup

"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here."

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"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators."

"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators." mockup

"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators."

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"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!" mockup

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

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'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.' mockup

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

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'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.' mockup

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade." mockup

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around." mockup

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!" mockup

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

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Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape', mockup

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

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worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078, mockup

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

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"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office," mockup

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

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Guru levitates while wife vacuums. mockup

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here." mockup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

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'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.' mockup

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

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"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?" mockup

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

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'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.' mockup

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

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How will this impact me?

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Houdini 2019

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'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.' mockup

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

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"Hi! I am on the rails!"

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'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.' mockup

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

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"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!" mockup

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

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"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?" mockup

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

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"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever." mockup

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

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"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door." mockup

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

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"Our bills are getting too high." mockup

"Our bills are getting too high."

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'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.' mockup

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

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"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!" mockup

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

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'Wait for me!'

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"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell." mockup

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

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Financial Escapologist Gifts Collection

Financial Escapologist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specifically designed for the financial escapologist. Brighten their mornings with a witty mug that celebrates their money-making escapes.

Financial Escapologist Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate the creative and clever world of financial escapes. A fun accent for any space where they plot their next great money move.

Financial Escapologist Prints

Decorate with art prints that highlight the ingenuity of the financial escapologist. Bright, witty, and inspiring for their workspace or home.

Financial Escapologist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the financial escapologist in your life. Bold, funny, and uniquely themed to showcase their clever financial feats.