Financial Escapologist Prints

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

'Survived the audit'

"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here."

"This will help us stay one step ahead of the bank regulators."

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

How will this impact me?

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Our bills are getting too high."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'