Financial Escapologists Prints

Debt Evasion.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

How will this impact me?

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Houdini 2019

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Our bills are getting too high."

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."