Economic Escapologist Prints

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

How will this impact me?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '

Magic Show.

Economic Cliff Edge

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Rising Gas Prices

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Our bills are getting too high."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."